WITHOUT prompting, ask your child these questions and write EXACTLY what they say. The outcome can be hilarious.
Kelton: 9 years old
What is something I say a lot?
Toad: Finish your work
Kaeson: Muevense (Move it! in Spanish)
Kyra: I love you.
What makes me happy?
Kaeson: Me! Whenver I make your day!
Kyra: Diet Coke and a whole lot of hugs (Kelton overheard it and said, “I haven’t ever thought about that, but that is very true”)
What makes me sad?
Toad: When your friends are mean to you (names deleted.)
Kaeson: Whenever I am sick and not able to do fun things with us.
P : Working too hard.
How tall am I?
Toad: 5’7″ (he is dead on)
P : 5’7″
Do you think you could live without me?
Toad: No. Never Never Never.
Kaeson: Maybe not, because I hate being alone.
Kyra: NEVER EVER EVER EVER
What’s your least favorite thing about me?
Toad: I have no idea.
Kaeson: Can I say two things? You crying in the car when we come home and that you worry that you don’t have enough time or money to do stuff with us (breaking my heart.)
Kyra: I can’t think of one. There isn’t one. Maybe that you spend so much time at work.
What’s your favorite thing about me?
Toad: That you are my mom.
Kyra: Is everything an answer? That you are willing to help or give me advice when I need it.
What’s my favorite thing to do?
Toad: Sew, read and watch Friends
Kaeson: Spend time with us.
Kyra: Netflix and sleep
What makes you proud of me?
Toad: Because you have a really good job and you worked really hard in college.
Kaeson: Everything that you have done for me and for buying the dog, and for being MY mom.
Kyra: The fact that you work so hard and that you are able to do a lot of things- like being able to cook, being loving and kind and work as hard as you do.
What’s my favorite food?
Toad: Some type of soupy thing that you eat in a bowl. Spaghetti?
Kaeson: Do drinks count? Sweets and Diet Coke if that counts.
Kyra: Chocolate cake and Diet Coke
If I could go anywhere, where would it be?
Toad: Disneyland- Definately Disneyland. Well, it is either Disneyland or Mexico.
Kaeson: Some Spanish country because you always go to Mexico (yeah, that one time.)
Kyra: I am guessing California or somewhere with the ocean.
How do I annoy you?
Toad: That you were trying to get us to buy a goldfish.
Kaeson: When you type everything that I say… and not letting me sleep in on the weekends.
Kyra: When you ask me to do two things at once.
What is my favorite movie?
A: Mixed Nuts
Kaeson: Mixed Nuts
Kyra: Miracle on 34th Street or Princess Bride- I think you like that movie.
The kids knows me well! (Not) lol
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