I was talking to a teacher who’s children are in my classes. He said to me, “Have I ever told you my children’s theory about you?” THat is a sentence that makes you brace for the worst.
Apparently his kids are fully convinced that I am on the current season on Dancing with the Stars. In their eyes, I seem to have a resemblance to someone currently starring on the show AND my absences have coincided with the episodes of the show.
My immediate thoughts:
1. I hope it is a girl. I didn’t think to ask.
2. If I am ever on Dancing with the Stars- the world as we know it has ceased to exist and I am the only survivor. (I sense a totally new reality show with this one.)
3. How can I use this information to my advantage for the next week until school is out? Who wants to teach me how to do a pirouette?