I am wholly and completely convinced that the fashion industry has it out to deceive the American public. This conclusion of mine has been drawn by my now desperate search of a new bathing suit. I think that it is all one big conspiracy! You have to tell me that you agree.
Once, many years ago, did find the perfect bathing suit. It was the ideal fit, color, style, everything. I love it! In fact, I still have it and wear it. However, it is probably time to retire that one and start looking for a new one.
It isn’t that I haven’t bought others, I just don’t like them once I get them home. So, I have the question to ask. What is up with all of these suits? Why is it that they only make suits to fit the ultra teeny boppers with the bagel sized waists and DD tops(neither of which describes me?) Where are the ones for us that are tap dancing our way into our mid thirties and now raising toddlers? Do they not realize that we want a cute suit too?
Why can’t they get that perfect suit that holds you in, lifts you up, shapes the backside, hides all of those little things that we never want to talk about and makes it look effortless. I mean, come on. You would think with all of the practice that they have had over the past 50 years, that they could get it right. Don’t you?